I made this journal entry originally about 4 to 5 months ago but it wouldn't show so now i'm reposting it cuz well i thought it was funny.

So I now have officially been in the NAVY for 9 months(now 14 months)(to any one who doesn’t know that’s the first big chunk.) But what sucks is that I’m not only not on a boat, I’m on a Marian base. Yes the Marians are a part of the Navy and I love them to death and there super hyper MODO go devil dogs. BUT IM F***ING NAVY. What good am I if I’m not in the middle of the ocean? Our boot camp might have not been all that crazy but every thing we leaned was water. Not dirt, water. I’ll just go make a paper boat and play in a puddle.
Shore duty isn’t all that bad I just feel a little jiped. (no clue on how to spell that) but what’s up with being on a Marian base I don’t know about you but being called devil dolphin gets a little old. Of all the things they could have picked, why dolphins, there like the teddy bears of the ocean, well you know what Marians dolphins are one of the only animals that has sex for pleasure (thank you animal plant) not to mention there a whole hell a lot smarter then a bull dog so take that. Oh and by the way navy’s mascot isn’t a dolphin it’s a ram. A f***ing ram, why would he have some type of goat for sea forces. I have a theory; you see back in the day women never where aloud to travel on the ship; bad luck and all, so they had the cabin boys to relieve that pent up “energy.” But you weren’t always so lucky to get a pretty little boy to rape, so you had to suck it up and fuck the milk goat. But in an effort to restore there manhood they chose the ram, a slightly cooler stronger goat (just try and fuck that). And there you have it I little history lesson for you but remember “it’s not gay, if your under way”. But I don’t have to worry about that seeing that I am out numbered about 10 to 1, but one of the perks for being on a Marian base is that there all Marians. Let me ask you so thing ladies have you ever seen a sexy ass Marian in all his glory. OOOOHH. There so much better then the average bad boy or rocker, cowboy or partier, what ever your in to, that’s because these guys are already that to begin with. Now throw some sick ass tattoos and a sick ass body and there you have it a Marian. The great thing about it all is they all look like that and most of the time there shirtless. Thank you Uncle Sam.
I think I’m done ranting for now. Maybe. I don’t know yet.

Don’t get me wrong I love what I do. I get to be around fighter jets all day long. And I never have to worry about my job like every one else. Will I get fired or sick days, not getting paid during time off . I don’t have to worry about any of that.